"My Attention Span Is Shorter Than This Sen-" Premium Unisex Hoodie
Embrace your digital-age distractibility with our hilarious "My Attention Span Is Shorter Than This Sen-" premium unisex hoodie. This self-aware statement piece perfectly captures the modern struggle of—wait, what were we talking about again?
Crafted for comfort with soft, high-quality materials, this hoodie features premium embroidered text that's meticulously stitched (not printed!) for exceptional durability and a luxurious raised texture you can feel. The high-quality embroidery ensures your joke won't fade, even if your focus does.
Ideal for anyone who relates to the constant ping of notifications and the endless scroll of content. Your friends will appreciate the irony when you trail off mid-conversation while wearing it. Sorry, did you make it to the end of this description?
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Personawear
- Email: contact@support.personawear.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"My Attention Span Is Shorter Than This Sen-" Premium Unisex Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
