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"My Attention Span Is Shorter Than This Sen-" Boxy Oversized Fit T-Shirt

$35.00
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Embrace your digital-age distractibility with our "My Attention Span Is Shorter Than This Sen-" boxy, oversized fit T-shirt. This brilliantly unfinished statement piece perfectly captures the modern struggle of—wait, what were we talking about again?

Featuring a relaxed, roomy silhouette that gives you plenty of space to... um... something about comfort? The trendy boxy cut offers that effortlessly cool vibe while you drift between half-finished conversations and partially read articles. Perfect for those who start strong but never quite make it to the—

Ideal for chronically distracted individuals, social media scrollers, and anyone who's ever opened their phone to check the time and somehow ended up watching cat videos for 40 minutes. Wear it to coffee shops where you'll begin working on your novel, or to social gatherings where you'll repeatedly ask people to repeat themselves. Sorry, did you make it to the end of this description?

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  • 100% carded cotton
  • Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (201.28 g/m²)
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
  • Boxy, oversized fit
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Wide neck ribbing
  • Tear-away label

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.