"I Touched Grass Today" Premium Embroidered Unisex Hoodie
Celebrate your rare venture into the outside world with our hilarious "I Touched Grass Today" premium unisex hoodie. This embroidered masterpiece is perfect for digital natives who deserve a medal every time they disconnect from their devices long enough to experience actual nature.
Featuring high-quality embroidery that won't fade or peel like regular prints, this statement piece showcases your achievement with meticulously stitched lettering that adds texture and premium appeal. Crafted from ultra-soft, durable materials, it's as comfortable as your favorite gaming chair but socially acceptable to wear in public.
Ideal for wearing to virtual meetings after your momentous outdoor expedition, posting ironic selfies, or gently mocking your friends who haven't seen sunlight in weeks. Consider it your trophy for completing the ultimate challenge of modern life: briefly existing offline.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Personawear
- Email: contact@support.personawear.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"I Touched Grass Today" Premium Embroidered Unisex Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
